agentbartowski:

scott mccall: [loudly discusses how he probably killed that dude in a crowded classroom full of students] 

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  • Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
  • Tywin: no they fucking aren't
  • Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not



herestonow:

R. Kelly joined Phoenix at Coachella to play Ignition (Remix) mashed up with a bit of 1901

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posted 2 weeks ago with 8,066 notes herestonow
tags:#music #r. kelly #phoenix

Joe Dempsie | “Even Stillness Breathes Softly Against A Brick Wall” [x]

(Source: fenrirsgreyback, via ciaoknives)



madtimelord:

A stupid bullheaded bastard boy, that’s all he is



viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

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posted 2 weeks ago with 162,753 notes girl-non-grata
tags:#puns are my lifeblood

oldmanravenwood:

Ethan eating a banana a.k.a. the most dramatic banana eating scene to ever have been filmed

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"Writing is thinking. To write well is to think clearly. That’s why it’s so hard." — David McCullough (via writingquotes)

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jodyrobots:

woah thats some level-10 white person shit there

jodyrobots:

woah thats some level-10 white person shit there

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posted 2 weeks ago with 81,319 notes 4gifs
tags:#oh.my.god